Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Believe everything you hear about the \ | world; nothing is too impossibly bad. | | | \ -- Honor'e de Balzac / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;