Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /Bite me. * TheOne gets some \ | salt, then proceeds to nibble on | | KnaraKat a little | | | \ bit.... / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;