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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ We thrive on euphemism. We call         \
| multi-megaton bombs "Peace-keepers",    |
| closet size apartments "efficient" and  |
| incomprehensible artworks "innovative". |
| In fact, "euphemism" has become a       |
| euphemism for "bald-faced lie". And     |
| now, here are the euphemisms so         |
| colorfully employed in Personal Ads:    |
|                                         |
| EUPHEMISM REALITY -------------------   |
| ------------------------- Excited about |
| life's journey No concept of reality    |
| Spiritually evolved Oversensitive Moody |
| Manic-depressive Soulful Quiet          |
| manic-depressive Poet Boring            |
| manic-depressive Sultry/Sensual Easy    |
| Uninhibited Lacking basic social skills |
| Unaffected and earthy Slob and lacking  |
| basic social skills Irreverent Nasty    |
| and lacking basic social skills Very    |
| human Quasimodo's best friend Swarthy   |
| Sweaty even when cold or standing still |
| Spontaneous/Eclectic Scatterbrained     |
| Flexible Desperate Aging child          |
| Self-centered adult Youthful Over 40    |
| and trying to deny it Good sense of     |
\ humor Watches a lot of television       /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;