Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / I hate it when my foot falls asleep \ | during the day cause that means it's | | going to be up all night. | | | \ -- Steven Wright / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;