Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "We cannot put off living until we are \ | ready. The most salient characteristic | | of life is its coerciveness; it is | | always urgent, "here and now," without | | any possible postponement. Life is | | fired at us point blank." | | | \ -- Ortega y Gasset / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;