Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Fourth Law of Applied Terror: \ | | | The night before the English History | | mid-term, your Biology | | | | instructor will assign 200 pages on | | planaria. | | | | Corollary: | | | | Every instructor assumes that you have | | nothing else to do except | | | \ study for that instructor's course. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;