Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The man who follows the crowd will \ | usually get no further than the crowd. | | The man who walks alone is likely to | | find himself in places no one has ever | | been. | | | \ -- Alan Ashley-Pitt / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;