Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / An infallible method of conciliating a \ | tiger is to allow oneself to be | | devoured. | | | \ -- Konrad Adenauer / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;