Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I am getting into abstract painting. \ | Real abstract -- no brush, no canvas, I | | just think about it. I just went to an | | art museum where all of the art was | | done by children. All the paintings | | were hung on refrigerators. | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;