Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The only difference between the saint \ | and the sinner is that every saint has | | a past and every sinner has a future. | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;