Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Baruch's Observation: \ | | | If all you have is a hammer, everything | \ looks like a nail. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;