Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES \ | BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #8 | | | | Going Out: | | | | When a man says he is ready to go out, | | it means he is ready to go out. When a | | woman says she is ready to go out, it | | means she WILL be ready to go out, as | | soon as she finds her earring, finishes | | putting on her makeup, checks on the | | kids, makes a phone call to her best | | friend... | | | | Cats: | | | | Women love cats. Men say they love | | cats, but when women aren't looking, | | men kick cats. | | | | Offspring: | | | | Ah, children. A woman knows all about | | her children. She knows about dentist | | appointments and soccer games and | | romances and best friends and favorite | | foods and secret fears and hopes and | | dreams. Men are vaguely aware of some | \ short people living in the house. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;