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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES       \
| BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #8               |
|                                         |
| Going Out:                              |
|                                         |
| When a man says he is ready to go out,  |
| it means he is ready to go out. When a  |
| woman says she is ready to go out, it   |
| means she WILL be ready to go out, as   |
| soon as she finds her earring, finishes |
| putting on her makeup, checks on the    |
| kids, makes a phone call to her best    |
| friend...                               |
|                                         |
| Cats:                                   |
|                                         |
| Women love cats. Men say they love      |
| cats, but when women aren't looking,    |
| men kick cats.                          |
|                                         |
| Offspring:                              |
|                                         |
| Ah, children. A woman knows all about   |
| her children. She knows about dentist   |
| appointments and soccer games and       |
| romances and best friends and favorite  |
| foods and secret fears and hopes and    |
| dreams. Men are vaguely aware of some   |
\ short people living in the house.       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;