Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: \ | | | Experience is directly proportional to | \ the amount of equipment ruined. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;