Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / What we need in this country, instead \ | of Daylight Savings Time, which nobody | | really understands anyway, is a new | | concept called Weekday Morning Time, | | whereby at 7 a.m. every weekday we go | | into a space-launch-style "hold" for | | two to three hours, during which it | | just remains 7 a.m. This way we could | | all wake up via a civilized gradual | | process of stretching and belching and | | scratching, and it would still be only | | 7 a.m. when we were ready to actually | | emerge from bed. | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;