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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  Now, you might ask, "How do I get one  \
| of those complete home tool sets for    |
| under $4?" An excellent question.       |
|                                         |
| Go to one of those really cheap         |
| discount stores where they sell plastic |
| furniture in colors visible from the    |
| planet Neptune and where they have a    |
| food section specializing in cardboard  |
| cartons full of Raisinets and malted    |
| milk balls manufactured during the      |
| Nixon administration. In either the     |
| hardware or housewares department,      |
| you'll find an item imported from an    |
| obscure Oriental country and described  |
| as "Nine Tools in One", consisting of a |
| little handle with interchangeable ends |
| representing inscrutable Oriental       |
| notions of tools that Americans might   |
| use around the home. Buy it.            |
|                                         |
| This is the kind of tool set            |
| professionals use. Not only is it       |
| inexpensive, but it also has a great    |
| safety feature not found in the         |
| so-called quality tools sets: The       |
| handle will actually break right off if |
| you accidentally hit yourself or        |
| anything else, or expose it to direct   |
| sunlight.                               |
|                                         |
| -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the       |
\ Screw"                                  /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;