Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Now, you might ask, "How do I get one \ | of those complete home tool sets for | | under $4?" An excellent question. | | | | Go to one of those really cheap | | discount stores where they sell plastic | | furniture in colors visible from the | | planet Neptune and where they have a | | food section specializing in cardboard | | cartons full of Raisinets and malted | | milk balls manufactured during the | | Nixon administration. In either the | | hardware or housewares department, | | you'll find an item imported from an | | obscure Oriental country and described | | as "Nine Tools in One", consisting of a | | little handle with interchangeable ends | | representing inscrutable Oriental | | notions of tools that Americans might | | use around the home. Buy it. | | | | This is the kind of tool set | | professionals use. Not only is it | | inexpensive, but it also has a great | | safety feature not found in the | | so-called quality tools sets: The | | handle will actually break right off if | | you accidentally hit yourself or | | anything else, or expose it to direct | | sunlight. | | | | -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the | \ Screw" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;