Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Of course it's possible to love a human \ | being if you don't know them too well. | | | \ -- Charles Bukowski / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;