Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Let me guess, Ed. Pentescostal, \ | right?" -- Starcap'n Ra, | | ra@asuvax.asu.edu | | | | "Nope. Charismatic (I think - I've | | given up on what all those pesky labels | | | | mean)." -- Ed Carp, erc@unisec.usi.com | | | | "Same difference - all zeal and feel, | | averaging less than one working brain | | cell per congregation. Starcap'n Ra, | | you pegged him. Good work!" | | | \ -- Kenn Barry, barry@eos.UUCP / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;