Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It got to the point where I had to get \ | a haircut or both feet firmly planted | \ in the air. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;