Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Politics, as a practice, whatever its \ | professions, has always been the | | systematic organisation of hatreds. | | | | -- Henry Adams, "The Education of Henry | \ Adams" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;