Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / For I do not do the good I want, but \ | the evil I do not want is what I do. | | | \ -- Paul of Tarsus, (Saint Paul) / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;