Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / All we know is the phenomenon: we spend \ | our time sending messages to each | | other, talking and trying to listen at | | the same time, exchanging information. | | This seems to be our most urgent | | biological function; it is what we do | | with our lives." | | | \ -- Lewis Thomas, "The Lives of a Cell" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;