Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Tobacco is a filthy weed, That from the \ | devil does proceed; It drains your | | purse, it burns your clothes, And makes | | a chimney of your nose. | | | \ -- B. Waterhouse / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;