Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Facts are stupid things." -- President \ | Ronald Reagan | | | | (a blooper from his speech at the '88 | \ GOP convention) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;