Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / San Francisco has always been my \ | favorite booing city. I don't mean the | | people boo louder or longer, but there | | is a very special intimacy. When they | | boo you, you know they mean *you*. | | Music, that's what it is to me. One | | time in Kezar Stadium they gave me a | | standing boo. | | | | -- George Halas, professional football | \ coach / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;