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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Hi! How are things going?               \
|                                         |
| (just fine, thank you...) Great! Say,   |
| could I bother you for a question?      |
|                                         |
| (you just asked one...) Well, how about |
| one more?                               |
|                                         |
| (one more than the first one?) Yes.     |
|                                         |
| (you already asked that...) [at this    |
| point, Alphonso gets smart... ] May I   |
| ask two questions, sir?                 |
|                                         |
| (no.) May I ask ONE then?               |
|                                         |
| (nope...) Then may I ask, sir, how I    |
| may ask you a question?                 |
|                                         |
| (yes, you may.) Sir, how may I ask you  |
| a question?                             |
|                                         |
| (you must ask for retroactive question  |
| asking privileges for                   |
|                                         |
| the number of questions you have asked, |
| then ask for that                       |
|                                         |
| number plus two, one for the current    |
| question, and one for the               |
|                                         |
| next one) Sir, may I ask nine           |
| questions?                              |
|                                         |
\ (go right ahead...)                     /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;