Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Software entities are more complex for \ | their size than perhaps any other human | | construct because no two parts are | | alike. If they are, we make the two | | similar parts into a subroutine -- open | | or closed. In this respect, software | | systems differ profoundly from | | computers, buildings, or automobiles, | | where repeated elements abound. | | | \ -- Fred Brooks, Jr. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;