Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Many years ago in a period commonly \ | know as Next Friday Afternoon, there | | lived a King who was very Gloomy on | | Tuesday mornings because he was so Sad | | thinking about how Unhappy he had been | | on Monday and how completely Mournful | | he would be on Wednesday.... | | | \ -- Walt Kelly / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;