Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / He who is intoxicated with wine will be \ | sober again in the course of the night, | | but he who is intoxicated by the | | cupbearer will not recover his senses | | until the day of judgement. | | | \ -- Saadi / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;