Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Programmers used to batch environments \ | may find it hard to live without giant | | listings; we would find it hard to use | | them. | | | \ -- D. M. Ritchie / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;