Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / To be considered successful, a woman \ | must be much better at her job than a | | man would have to be. Fortunately, this | \ isn't difficult. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;