Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES \ | #17: SARTRE | | | | Named after the late existential | | philosopher, SARTRE is an extremely | | unstructured language. Statements in | | SARTRE have no purpose; they just are. | | Thus SARTRE programs are left to define | | their own functions. SARTRE programmers | | tend to be boring and depressed, and | \ are no fun at parties. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;