Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Only kings, presidents, editors, and \ | people with tapeworms have the right to | | use the editorial "we". | | | \ -- Mark Twain / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;