Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / For gin, in cruel Sober truth, Supplies \ | the fuel For flaming youth. | | | \ -- Noel Coward / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;