Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Florence Flask was ... dressing for the \ | opera when she turned to her husband | | and screamed, "Erlenmeyer! My joules! | | Someone has stolen my joules!" | | | | "Now, now, my dear," replied her | | husband, "keep your balance and reflux | | a moment. Perhaps they're mislead." | | | | "No, I know they're stolen," cried | | Florence. "I remember putting them in | | my burette ... We must call a copper." | | | | Erlenmeyer did so, and the flatfoot who | | turned up, one Sherlock Ohms, said the | | outrage looked like the work of an | | arch-criminal by the name of Lawrence | | Ium. | | | | "We must be careful -- he's a free | | radical, ultraviolet, and dangerous. | | His girlfriend is a chlorine at the | | Palladium. Maybe I can catch him | | there." With that, he jumped on his | | carbon cycle in an activated state and | | sped off along the reaction pathway ... | | | \ -- Daniel B. Murphy, "Precipitations" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;