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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Florence Flask was ... dressing for the \
| opera when she turned to her husband    |
| and screamed, "Erlenmeyer! My joules!   |
| Someone has stolen my joules!"          |
|                                         |
| "Now, now, my dear," replied her        |
| husband, "keep your balance and reflux  |
| a moment. Perhaps they're mislead."     |
|                                         |
| "No, I know they're stolen," cried      |
| Florence. "I remember putting them in   |
| my burette ... We must call a copper."  |
|                                         |
| Erlenmeyer did so, and the flatfoot who |
| turned up, one Sherlock Ohms, said the  |
| outrage looked like the work of an      |
| arch-criminal by the name of Lawrence   |
| Ium.                                    |
|                                         |
| "We must be careful -- he's a free      |
| radical, ultraviolet, and dangerous.    |
| His girlfriend is a chlorine at the     |
| Palladium. Maybe I can catch him        |
| there." With that, he jumped on his     |
| carbon cycle in an activated state and  |
| sped off along the reaction pathway ... |
|                                         |
\ -- Daniel B. Murphy, "Precipitations"   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;