Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Despising machines to a man, The \ | Luddites joined up with the Klan, | | | | And ride out by night | | | | In a sheeting of white To lynch all the | | robots they can. | | | \ -- C. M. and G. A. Maxson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;