Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The Official MBA Handbook on business \ | cards: | | | | Avoid overly pretentious job titles | | such as "Lord of the Realm, | | | | Defender of the Faith, Emperor of | | India" or "Director of Corporate | | | \ Planning." / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;