Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / [Doctors and Bartenders], We both get \ | the same two kinds of customers -- the | | living and the dying. | | | | -- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The | \ Cage"), stardate unknown / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;