Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / OS/2 Skyways: The terminal is almost \ | empty, with only a few prospective | | passengers milling about. The announcer | | says that their flight has just | | departed, wishes them a good flight, | | though there are no planes on the | | runway. Airline personnel walk around, | | apologising profusely to customers in | | hushed voices, pointing from time to | | time to the sleek, powerful jets | | outside the terminal on the field. They | | tell each passenger how good the real | | flight will be on these new jets and | | how much safer it will be than Windows | | Airlines, but that they will have to | | wait a little longer for the | | technicians to finish the flight | | systems. Maybe until mid-1995. Maybe | \ longer. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;