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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ OS/2 Skyways: The terminal is almost    \
| empty, with only a few prospective      |
| passengers milling about. The announcer |
| says that their flight has just         |
| departed, wishes them a good flight,    |
| though there are no planes on the       |
| runway. Airline personnel walk around,  |
| apologising profusely to customers in   |
| hushed voices, pointing from time to    |
| time to the sleek, powerful jets        |
| outside the terminal on the field. They |
| tell each passenger how good the real   |
| flight will be on these new jets and    |
| how much safer it will be than Windows  |
| Airlines, but that they will have to    |
| wait a little longer for the            |
| technicians to finish the flight        |
| systems. Maybe until mid-1995. Maybe    |
\ longer.                                 /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;