Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Chapter 1 \ | | | The story so far: | | | | In the beginning the Universe was | | created. This has made a lot of people | | very angry and been widely regarded as | | a bad move. | | | | -- Douglas Adams, HHGG #2, (The | \ Restaurant at the End of the Universe). / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;