Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Just as I cannot remember any time when \ | I could not read and write, I cannot | | remember any time when I did not | | exercise my imagination in daydreams | | about women. | | | \ -- George Bernard Shaw / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;