Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / ... The prejudices people feel about \ | each other disappear when they get to | | know each other. | | | | -- Kirk, "Elaan of Troyius", stardate | \ 4372.5 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;