Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /SGI_Multitexture is bad \ | voodoo now ARB is good voodoo | | no, voodoo rush is bad voodoo | \ :) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;