Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I think that's easier to read. Pardon \ | me. Less difficult to read. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710120226.TAA06867@wall.org> / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;