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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ On the good ship Enterprise Every week  \
| there's a new surprise Where the        |
| Romulans lurk And the Klingons often go |
| berserk.                                |
|                                         |
| Yes, the good ship Enterprise There's   |
| excitement anywhere it flies Where      |
| Tribbles play And Nurse Chapel never    |
| gets her way.                           |
|                                         |
| See Captain Kirk standing on the        |
| bridge,                                 |
|                                         |
| Mr. Spock is at his side.               |
|                                         |
| The weekly menace, ooh-ooh              |
|                                         |
| It gets fried, scattered far and wide.  |
|                                         |
| It's the good ship Enterprise Heading   |
| out where danger lies And you live in   |
| dread If you're wearing a shirt that's  |
| red.                                    |
|                                         |
| -- Doris Robin and Karen Trimble of The |
| L.A. Filkharmonics,                     |
|                                         |
| "The Good Ship Enterprise," to the tune |
\ of "The Good Ship Lollipop"             /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;