Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / On the good ship Enterprise Every week \ | there's a new surprise Where the | | Romulans lurk And the Klingons often go | | berserk. | | | | Yes, the good ship Enterprise There's | | excitement anywhere it flies Where | | Tribbles play And Nurse Chapel never | | gets her way. | | | | See Captain Kirk standing on the | | bridge, | | | | Mr. Spock is at his side. | | | | The weekly menace, ooh-ooh | | | | It gets fried, scattered far and wide. | | | | It's the good ship Enterprise Heading | | out where danger lies And you live in | | dread If you're wearing a shirt that's | | red. | | | | -- Doris Robin and Karen Trimble of The | | L.A. Filkharmonics, | | | | "The Good Ship Enterprise," to the tune | \ of "The Good Ship Lollipop" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;