Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Are your glasses mended with a strip of \ | masking tape right over your nose? Do | | you put pennies in the slots in your | | penny loafers? Does your bow-tie flash | | "hey you kid" in red neon at parties? | | Do you think pizza before noon is | | unhealthy? Do you use the "greasy kid's | | stuff" to stick down your cowlick? Do | | you wear a "nerd-pack" in your shirt | | pocket to keep the dozen | | | | or so pencils from marking the cloth? | | Do you think Mary Jane is somebody's | | name? Is illegal fishing something only | | a daring criminal would do? Is Batman | | your hero? Superman? Green Lantern? The | | Shadow? Do you think girls who kiss on | | the first date are loose? | | | | Rate yourself on the nerd-o-matic | | scale. (1 point for each YES answer) | | 0-2 -- You are really hip, a real cool | | cat, a hoopy frood. 3-5 -- There is | | hope for you yet. 6-7 -- Uh-oh, trouble | | in River City. 8-10 -- Your immortal | | soul is in peril. 11+ -- Does suicide | \ seem attractive? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;