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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Are your glasses mended with a strip of \
| masking tape right over your nose? Do   |
| you put pennies in the slots in your    |
| penny loafers? Does your bow-tie flash  |
| "hey you kid" in red neon at parties?   |
| Do you think pizza before noon is       |
| unhealthy? Do you use the "greasy kid's |
| stuff" to stick down your cowlick? Do   |
| you wear a "nerd-pack" in your shirt    |
| pocket to keep the dozen                |
|                                         |
| or so pencils from marking the cloth?   |
| Do you think Mary Jane is somebody's    |
| name? Is illegal fishing something only |
| a daring criminal would do? Is Batman   |
| your hero? Superman? Green Lantern? The |
| Shadow? Do you think girls who kiss on  |
| the first date are loose?               |
|                                         |
| Rate yourself on the nerd-o-matic       |
| scale. (1 point for each YES answer)    |
| 0-2 -- You are really hip, a real cool  |
| cat, a hoopy frood. 3-5 -- There is     |
| hope for you yet. 6-7 -- Uh-oh, trouble |
| in River City. 8-10 -- Your immortal    |
| soul is in peril. 11+ -- Does suicide   |
\ seem attractive?                        /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;