Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When you are about to do an objective \ | and scientific piece of investigation | | of a topic, it is well to gave the | | answer firmly in hand, so that you can | | proceed forthrightly, without being | | deflected or swayed, directly to the | | goal. | | | \ -- Amrom Katz / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;