Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / We should have a Vollyballocracy. We \ | elect a six-pack of presidents. Each | | one serves until they screw up, at | | which point they rotate. | | | \ -- Dennis Miller / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;