Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A person who has nothing looks at all \ | there is and wants something. A person | | who has something looks at all there is | \ and wants all the rest. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;