Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The best index to a person's character \ | is a) how he treats people who can't do | | him any good and b) how he treats | | people who can't fight back." | | | \ -- Abigail Van Buren / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;