Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It doesn't matter what you do, it only \ | matters what you say you've done and | \ what you're going to do. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;